What’s good, all of you spunky perverts out there! If you couldn’t tell, I’m in a good mood, and that’s because I’ve gotten a pretty good batch of Asian porn sites to review recently.
Although I will admit that it started off slow, what with having to check that shit pile of a porn site from Asia’s asshole (you know, that big one that likes to steal the Philippines, Vietnam’s, and its other neighboring territories). Nah, I’m not even going to name which site it was, so it just gets buried in the internet.
After that, though, I’ve been on a roll. Of course, what else could you expect from the greatest producers of porn in the East, Japan? So, here we are: the BestJAVporn.com review in all its glory.
And believe me, you’re going to love this site even if you’re new to the taste of oishi bitches! Let’s go ahead!
Nope, Forget all the Gimmicks
One thing that you’re going to love about BestJAVporn.com is how it absolutely does NOT fuck around with its naming convention. You won’t see any flashy or gimmicky names here like “wetbitchesnostitches.com” or some bullshit. BestJAVporn just tells you what’s up straight away.
And that, my friends, is the fact that you’re getting the best JAV porn from BestJAVporn. There aren’t any ifs or buts about it: this site has sugoi gems that you’d be an idiot to miss.
I’ve said it on this BestJAVporn review’s title and I’ll say it again: this is premium without the premium. And by that, I mean you’re getting content that’s usually reserved for premium Asian porn sites that require you to, well, pay a premium. Call it a membership fee, a subscription fee, or a fucking hentai bakero fee or what have you; you usually get charged money for content like this.
However— and I want to set your expectations here right away— there’s a caveat to that. And we’ll talk about that later.
Herp Derp! Duh… What’s a “JAV”
Either you’re probably some yokel who only used to have sex with chickens in your momma’s coop after a jug o’ moonshine or you just entered puberty and have just begun exploring the wonderful world of porn. Regardless, you’re about to get some knowledge dropped on you.
JAV stands for Japanese Adult Video, and it’s the gold standard of Asian porn. I say that because you won’t find any other country in Asia that has a pornographic industry as grand and as tasty as Japan’s.
JAV has become a genre unto itself that feature the best Asian talents doing the best Asian fuck flicks this side of the map.
And with BestJAVPorn, you’re going to see exactly that: the best JAV porn.
BestJavPorn.com Review: The Best Page? Well…
Alright, let’s start things off by talking about what you’re gong to see upfront. Of course, we’re talking about the homepage here.
BestJAVporn has a homepage design that I will say, much like the site name itself, is pretty straightforward. I, for one, love it. And you would, too, if you’re into function over form. For a site like BestJAVporn, it’s all about presenting you with their content that would make you say moto, moto, moto!
There’s a very visible search bar right on the upper right of the page, just beside the site’s logo. The banner has some nice category links ranging from Porn star names to censored and uncensored videos. And there’s this nice addition of Korean porn here as well, which I absolutely love.
On a side note, Korean porn is like JAV’s budding sister. They have some nice kimchi-hot bitches there, but their production values are still far off from what JAV has to offer, and that’s because Korean porn isn’t exactly legal there. Still, better than nothing. And way better than watching porn from that-asshole-Asian-country-that-should-not-be-named.
Here’s the Kicker, Though
Going back to the page, don’t expect any bullshit ads for dick enlargers and hot MILFs in here.
Here is where that I caveat was talking about kicks in, though. You won’t see any janky fucking ads on Best JAV Porn, but you will still see ads nonetheless. The good news: they’re all advertisements for other legitimate adult websites like Pornhub or WatchMyGF.
The bad news: they’re ads nonetheless, and they could get annoying.
Thankfully, BestJAVporn has the sense to let up on these ads. Sure, you’re getting 2 to 3 (max.) when you try to watch a video, but in no way does it ruin the experience, which is very much unlike what you’d see on Filipino porn sites.
Man, most of those Pinoy porn sites are trashier than Bong Go’s asshole after getting ass fucked all night by his man crush.
Anyway, Best JAV Porn does have some annoying ads, but it’s a small price to pay for what you’re getting. Hell, think of it as your ticket to getting premium porn without actually having to pay a single cent for it.
If you ask me, that deal’s more than fair.
All Pros, All Hos
Thank all your Kamis, because BestJAVporn has one of the widest selections of JAV porn I’ve seen in a single site.
Even better, we’re not talking about edited and cut fap flicks here; these are full rips that feature EVERYTHING. So, if you’re a freak who likes to watch the entire thing or a normal person who skips to the good parts, you’re all set.
The only issue that you might have with BestJAVporn’s overall fap flick library is that they don’t have much to offer in the way of homemade porn. Don’t get it twisted, there’s still an “amateurs” category, but those are studio-made as well.
The BestJAVPorn Review Verdict—Get Your Lube Ready
BestJAVPorn easily belongs to my top 5 free porn sites of all time. Simply put, you’re getting the best of what Japan has to offer here. With just a bit of patience on your end getting rid of those ads, you’re going to be wetter than mizu up in this bitch.