So, I just finished my initial playthrough of this somewhat popular game, so here’s a Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena review you could use to determine whether it’s actually worth your time. If you ask me, though—well, just keep on reading.
When I first heard that Taimanin Asagi had a video game tie-in, I have to admit that I was pretty amused about it. Not surprised, though: after all, Taimanin Asagi is one of the more popular hentai anime to have come out recently.
And the thing is, you won’t find it uncommon for popular titles—even ones like this, which involve a lot of tentacle fucking— to have merchandising of some sort. But with Taimanin Asagi, I thought it was popular enough to circulate the perverted circles of the hentai community, but I didn’t think it’d be big enough for a tie-in game.
But hey, here we are: the Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena exists!
Taimanin Asagi Review - Merchandising at Its Finest
If you’re unfamiliar with the Taimanin Asagi series, it’s a hentai anime set in a post-apocalyptic future where these ninja femmes called the Taimanin serve as protagonists that battle futuristic monsters and soldiers and whatnot. Oh, and they also get their brains fucked out of them along the way.
I guess what I’m trying to say is you should try it; it’s a pretty good show.
Now, Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena pretty much plays out like the anime series if you’re talking about its plot (but really, who gives a shit about the plot unless you’re some sort of psychopath?). It’s realtively new, having been released in 2018 through the Nutaku platform.
Gameplay-wise, Taimanin Asagi is what you would call a virtual collectible card game. Sure, it has elements of RPG in it, since it has a plot set in the show’s universe, but it’s all overshadowed by the gameplay and its whole launch format.
And by “launch format”, I mean it’s yet another one of those annoying F2P (free to play) games.
These Animated Sluts Want Your Money
Want to get your dick wet but don’t have enough money for a quick rub n tug at your local street corner? Well, Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena offers you an alternative. And I have to say, it’s a VERY SHITTY one.
You see, whereas other F2P games—and, of course, their “freemium” and P2W (pay to win) schemes— at least gives you minimal flash animation of 2D ho-bags getting their holes stuffed, the developers of Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena seems to have known you’ll bite anything and decided to just phone it in.
No, you’re not getting even a single bit of animation in this bitch; it’s all just a series of still illustrations of the show’s girls sucking dick or getting sandblasted with semen up their hoo-has. And, frankly, it’s not worth your real-world money.
Although to be fair, you are getting some rather nice still illustrations, but that’s more a matter of the title’s overall art style than the gameplay or graphics.
Design? What Design?
Now, I try my best not to sound too harsh, but sometimes you really just have to call out companies and their bullshit. And Taimanin Asagi needs to get checked (and not just because of where these animated cum dumpsters have been).
The overall game design here, like the game lobby and the battle menu, looks lazy as fuck. I’ve played games from more than a decade ago that look just like Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena’s user interface, and it is not a good one, especially when you consider that this was released just a mere couple years ago.
If you were to sum it all up, you could say that this game’s overall design is literally made of totally shitty menus with nice hentai bitch art superimposed on most of them.
TaimaninAsagi Battle Arena - Gameplay? Jeez, What Fucking Gameplay?
But perhaps the trashiest feature of Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena is the gameplay itself, where you literally don’t do anything to win the game and just click on buttons after any given card battle is done.
Seriously, there’s a chance you’ll ask yourself if the game is on autopilot or something when you start the card battles, because all you’ll see are shitty flash effects; a few nice still images; and then buttons that you click on to collect your reward.
Point is, you’re not really getting yourself involved when you enter the game’s battle phase; you just sit there, wait for the buttons to pop up, then repeat until you get bored. It’s… garbage.
Why Don’t You Move a Little While Taking the D?
Like I said earlier, this game won’t give you even just a tiny bit of animation when get to the sex scenes, which are unlocked by collecting in-game medals and coins.
Once you do unlock the hentai content, you’re just treated to about 3-5 frames of a hentai girl with a dick stuffed in her mouth or some tentacles up her pussy, or some shit, which gradually get revealed while you scroll through the dialogue. And believe me, there’s a shit-ton of dialogue to make up for their lazy-ass fuck scenes.
And one last thing: the game initially tells you that it has voiceover dialogue. Yeah, that’s a fucking lie. I spent the better part of an hour waiting for at least a high-pitched hentai moan and all I got was a shit-ton of nothing.
The Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena Verdict—TRASH
Listen, boys and girls, if you’re looking to play a game while rubbing one out before Sunday school, you’re better off elsewhere.
Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena is a bald-faced cash grab that provides very little entertainment. So, no, I don’t recommend this piece of garbage. Go with Nutaku’s other F2P RPGs like Otogi Frontier R. At least those give you some animations after taking your money.
Or, better yet, if you want your Taimanin Asagi fix, just watch the goddamn anime.