What can I say about MeetandFuckGames? Usually, I like to see a flash of ass, but I hate to see a website that sucks ass. An author who I originally assigned to write this review told me she quit because this website is wack. Um, I agree. Wanna see why we thought this? We got the review for ya', right chea, right chea!
MeetandFuckGames.com Review - First Impressions
Since Meet and Fuck Games is a cartoon porn website with a bunch of flash games, it's only obvious that they would have an age verifier at the front door asking us to confirm our age before they let us in. I clicked Enter Now and was able to bust down the walls to pleasure my balls. You have to understand that games and cartoons attract the little ones, and you wanna keep them off of these websites. Kudos to Meet & Fuck Games!
So here we are. Meet and Fuck Games. If I didn't know any better I would assume this was a great name for a hardcore porn website.
Haha, I was wrong. The wallpaper looks lame and cheap. But let me not judge a book by it's cover. Ok. As I flip through the pages, again, I noticed some cheap-looking cartoonish wallpapers. I'm under the impression they were all made by the same artist, but each game claims to have been created by different graphic designers. I believe they are all by the same artist because every drawing has a woman with extremely large breasts.
One game that grabbed my attention was the XMas Payrise 7 by Serga, which features caricatures of the president and the first family, which include Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Melania Trump, annndddd - I have no idea who the fuck these people are on the right side. Maybe I'm out of tune with politics. The game is called MNF Presidential Treatment
. Play that shit!
When you click on a game you get two options - Play Now
or Play Demo
. To play now, you have to become a Premium Member. Well, let me get my email address ready like Fish and Spaghetti and follow the prompts. Shit, you cannot even play the demo unless you have a FREE account. I've determined that this porn game website is all about getting that cash.
The registration is as simple as ever. Supply an email, nickname, and password, and you're in the game. The site automatically had a checked box, "inform me when a new game is out
," so be prepared to get those spam emails in your Inbox, I assume.
Well, the homepage did not change after registering. I got bounced back to the beginning. Let's see...
I clicked on GrandmaBooBitch, which seems to be a cartoon parody of Honey Boo Boo. You know, the dysfunctional family out of West Virginia. Each game has a storyline summary. Some of you nerds might give a fuck about that - I don't. Next is the name of the artist. I covered that part earlier. V@dim
is the artist in this case. Another classification is the Category section where this video game belongs. Before I continue with this MeetandFuckGames free review, let's cover some of those categories:
- Western - Parodies of famous films that we like in the Western world, such as The Witcher (porn parody version - The Bitcher).
- Hentai - All Japanese style porn games
- Parody - Lara Croft big-boob, Nitendolls - Warrio fuckin' on some hoes. Scooby Doo bitches. And NutBusters (a parody of MythBusters)
- Famous Toon - Amazing Spyder-man, Captain Marvass (Captain America), Who Framed Jessica Rub'Em (Who Framed Jessica Rabbit) - I thought that Jessica Rabbit was sexy as fuck growing up
- Interracial - Any hentai video game idea with interracial action.
Yap, that's about it!
Meet and Fuck Games Review - Upgrading to a Premium Account to Play the Porn Games
There exist two ways to upgrade to premium. One is by using a credit card. You can choose either Vendo or CCBillPay as the payment processor. The difference between the two is that one might accept prepaid cards but the other does not. From my experience, CCBill accepts prepaid debit cards. But you can still pay for the premium account with a regular credit card if you got one. It should be all good.
The site claims the payment is 100% secure and I agree. You can call CCBill to cancel the membership when you're ready. Their agents are available to help. They've always been helpful with me, I called them a lot over the years to cancel multiple subscriptions to different adult websites after I beat my meat for a couple of days or weeks.
Premium membership prices are as follows:
- $24.95 every 30 days (recurring)
- $24.95 every 30 days (non-recurring)
- $14.95 for 10 days, then after that, pay $24.95 every 30 days (recurring)
All major credit cards are accepted:
MeetandFuckGames Review - Gamplay
So, I decided to play a couple of these games. First, what the fuck is this music playing in some of these games? I believe they are copyright-free music downloaded from the internet. That's what it sounds like to me.
The gameplay is even cheaper. Reminds me of those arcade games at the pizza spot back in the day. Apparently, freelancers created those music scores. The cheap way to go!
Right now, I'm playing as a girl who has to suck dicks through gloryholes. The dick pops out of the gloryholes and my job is to click on them so she can start sucking them. I have to click the mouse really fast on the dicks so she keeps on sucking to earn points. I felt gay doing this. If the dicks go soft, then you lose points. I lost a bunch of them...
These games are funny as shit, though!
Now, I'm playing another game. I have no idea the name of it. I'm just clicking through the dialogue boxes. Where is the gameplay? Oh, I found it. So, some monster is mouth-fucking Velma from Scooby Doo. My job is to press the buttons that represent the speed of the blowjob; Soft, Medium, Hard
. When the energy bar is full, I get the option to press Cum and watch the animations do just that. Cool. I see that many of these games are Click-to-Play. You know, click on a button and watch the sex act.
MeetandFuckGames has several filters. Search the game list by,
Or you can type in a keyword in the search bar and find a related game.
Some other categories are Game Ideas, Blog. In fact, let me talk about the blog for a moment. The people who post on the MeetandFuckGames Blog seem to be close-knit. They seem to know each other. And they don't post much content there.
MeetandFuckGames - The Final Say-So
I would say overall this porn game website is wack. But I like the ideas behind the porn games. They are easy to access when you enable flash. However, I need to manually enable flash on each game, which is an annoyance.
I'm appalled that this website would charge a fee. If it was free, I could rock with it. Since it ain't, then I can't. Me suggestion: upgrade the website now to make it better!