What in the actual fuck is this? Does PornHub really have a damn casino? PornHub Casino at Ph.Casino. Wow, the future is fuckin' amazing! Nope, it's not a brick and mortar location where you can physically sit down at a table and play Blackjack 21 or Texas Hold'Em poker. It's more like an online casino like 888, Boavada, or Betsafe.
You don't have to look far for the sexy women. If you're an online gambler, then you know how these online casino websites love to hire sexy Eastern European chicks. That's nothing new. But this is PornHub for crying out loud! They have NAKED bitches dealing the cards for you.
Best Porn Games: PornHub Casino Review - Absolutely Rules!
Ya'know, this is the most unique porn site I have ever come across. Only Pornhub could come pull this off, putting two addictions together into one website; porno and casino. I can't find any others in the world that has a setup as thorough as this one. None of them, I'm tellin' ya'!
PornHub apparently hired the best to be the brains behind the operations because they are true hustlers, knowing how to generate some big money. Since online gaming is steadily becoming legal in many U.S. states, because of greedy politicians who can't hold back their desires to get paid the big bucks in taxes, many are realizing that online gaming is lucrative. The amount of money can be made is staggering.
PHCasino Review: Check Out the Games They Have
PornHub Casino has the Casino option with all the usual games you would find in a regular casino:
- Blackjack
- Roulette
- Hold'Em
- Baccarat
- Slots
All of them have porn themes. There are 4 million plays and growing and 99% of those users have upvoted that section. So, that's a lot of men and probably women, playing a lot of adult-themed casino games and getting their jollies off.
The casino part works like this, there are porn chicks as the staff dressed in skimpy outfits of lace, thongs, you know, whatever gives ya' pleasure. They will live chat with you and respond to your texts. This opens the forum to a bunch of masturbators and trolls - both hate each other with a passion. But the staff talk really sexy to you and encourages you to play more. Don't mind if I do!
Erotic Blackjack 21
This also goes for the live dealers at the Blackjack table. She might flash her boobs or two when you win a hand; therefore, encouraging you to play with yourself as you strive to hit 21 and bust 21 nuts. I'm learning that this might be Ph.Casino's genius method of separating you from your money. It goes like this: show naked women, so you can stop counting cards and throw your strategy out the window because you're so horny; therefore, you start making stupid plays that loses the hand.
Lesbian Slots
The Porn Teen Slots are just like the digital slots on Phone Vegas. You sit there and pull the lever or press the button repeatedly until you hit a jackpot, but at least here you can enjoy some sexy pictures of lesbians teens while you're at it.
Cheerleaders Slots have a bunch of bitches on the machine rooting for you to win some big money and they give you a flash of their breasts to celebrate your efforts to keep you in the game. Thank you for the motivation, babies!
Big Tit Slots, well, I don't have to particularly explain that one, you can use your imagination.
The last two have over a million plays!
Spicy Roulette
The Live Roulette dealers are a Blonde or Brunette placing white cum ball on the spinning wheels and wait till it lands on a specific color and number. If your bet is on that number and/or color, then you win something. You might see some booty cheeks shaking in the background from the other tables as the cash comes flowing into your bankroll pile.
There are a bunch of these table and slot games. I could sit here and name them all day. What surprises me, well, it actually doesn't, is that the majority of the games that have the lowest amount of views and plays are not porn-related. Like a big ass elephant (Stampede) or a fisherman (The Angler) - who wants to see those games on a freakin' porn casino site?
Ph.Casino Sportsbook & Virtual Sports
I am disappointed, but understanding of why there is absolutely nothing adult related in the Sportsbook section. Yeah, there's a photo of the woman at the very top of the page but everything else is non-adult. The entire page shows the scores of the teams playing, the leagues, and the name of the sports they are playing. The major ones are:
- ESports
- Tennis
- American Football
- Table Tennis
- Basketball
- Ice Hockey
- VolleyBall
However, the Virtual Sports section basically shows fake sporting events taking place that you can bet on. If you've ever played the Sportsbetting section at the GTA 5: Diamond Casino Resort, then you know what I mean. It's not real, it's computer-generated and operated, but fun to play nevertheless. However, you have a better chance of losing your money here than in the live gaming sections because you cannot guess the outcome of a game based on experience, intellectual capability, past scores, and external influences like weather, injuries that might change the course of the game. In this section, it's about what the damn computer decides to do. But at least they got the following sports in that section:
- Slot Cars
- F150 Racing
- Maxcar
- Ice Hockey
- Platinum Hounds
- Badminton Smash
- Racing Roulette
- SlipStream
- ProPong
- Dashing Derby
- Bullseye
- Virtual Boxing
- Speed Skating
- Super Hoops
You might not get all of these in the live section, but at least you can watch your favorite sporting events and imagine they're real.
Getting An Account & Deposit and Withdrawal Payment Methods
Signing up is absolutely free, but of course if you want to play those sex games, you have to pay a fee. I signed up with a username, password, email address, and birthday - the usual data, but I could not deposit anything because I am U.S. citizen (it's illegal for Americans to play). Make sure to choose the box that says I AM NOT A ROBOT, although I feel like one while writing this article, and agree to Terms of Service.
Here are the following ways to make a deposit:
- Visa
- Mastercard
- Paysafecard
- Neosurf
- QIWI Wallet
- Interac
- Skrill
- Neteller
- Bitcoin
- CoinPayments (crytocurrency)
- AstroPay
- Payeer
However, if you want to withdraw, then you only get two choices; Payeer (Fita and crytocurrency payments), Crytocurrency Payments.
I'm surprised not to see Payoneer up there or send in a money order or add a routing and bank account number like some sites would have. I thought I would never say this out of my dick suckers - but, PornHub, STEP IT UP!
Some other cools things to know about PornHub Casino is that it's Curacao Gaming approved. Each time you play, you increase your Swagger level to get more bonus points to use in the casino or cashback later. This feature is so good for the big ballers who plan to spend a lot of money gaming and watching porn when they are stuck in the house all day.
There are timed bonuses and welcome bonuses to get extra money with your deposits.
Other areas are the promotion of responsible gaming. Sometimes people can get out of hand betting. The withdrawal limit is $5000 so you don't go overboard and spend all your damn money.
PH.Casino (PornHub Casino) Review - Community
The community is of regular guys and some weirdos. You can see a list of them in the users section. They're likely from around the world except from the USA.
PH.Casino has the system set up to scan a search keyword through the Casino, Pics, Videos, and Users sections to see what it can find. Unfortunately, it's not sex-category based; when I typed in MILF in the Casino section I got nothing. When I typed in Big Tits in any of the sections - no results found. However, I was able to find something when I typed in Keno in the search bar. So, this system only works if the keyword is casino related.
One thing I forgot to mention about this community is that you can see on the board who are the Last Big Winnings.
The general filters on the website are:
If you get bored with playing games on the site, read some of the casino news and articles about things that's going on in the casino world. From what I see, they are just a bunch of random articles about online gaming, upcoming events, or payment method updates. Interesting info, though. Nothing really important to me, but might be helpful for you.
Other than, it's a great casino!
