Uh oh, here comes the Tuk Tuk Patrol. Get low, get low. And for you Westerners who have never stepped foot in Thailand because of your closed-state-of-mind and fear of the outside world, a tuk tuk is basically a small three-wheeled moto buggy that takes you around town for a cheaper price than taxi cabs, but, of course, a higher price than a public bus. You probably would never see a Thailand tuk tuk on the streets of the United States.
These Asian sex videos are about these girls fucking the tuk tuk driver to get where she has to go, and from what I understand according to my personal knowledge about Thailand that NEVER happens - unless she is a working bar girl in Pattaya after a night of sloppy drinking. I think the idea behind this site is FANTASIZING about this type of stuff happening.
TukTukPatrol.com is just your average Thailand Sex Videos of women in hotel rooms fucking and sucking on a couple of nerds and tuk tuk drivers.
See, if you like Thai girls then you will love this site because they mostly feature women from the Southeast Asian region, including Vietnam and Cambodia.
Tuk Tuk Patrol has done this type of work since 2012 - that's a long ass time to be in the porn game eating Khao Tom on Khaosan Road! They still know what the fuck they are doing when it comes to producing adult content, although they are in a developing country like Thailand. The movies are USA movie quality, real talk!
Tuk Tuk Patrol Review: Thai Women Who Love to BangCock!
Plenty of Thai women are banging cocks in Bangkok, Pattaya, and Chiang Mai, Thailand on TukTukPatrol. If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you will see a list of all the 150+ featured models. 12 on each page, and there are about 8 pages.
The filters allow you to search by Date, which did not work for me. Maybe this filter is for the videos and not the models section. however, clicking Search By Name shows the models listed in alphabetical order.
If you need to find specific content, use that search feature in the top righthand corner, like literally.
The patrol walks through the streets of Bangkok, Chiang Mai, or Pattaya, searching for some friendly women to have a conversation. He eventually takes them back to the room to fuck, and those girls get down and dirty too. Stinky pussies, brown booties, and all that. I like the storyline,, but that is all it is - a storyline. These are not real girls-next-door who are getting into random tuk tuks and fucking the drivers. As I have stated before, I don't believe that shit happens - often.
Most videos have 1-minute trailers showing different screenshots of the content. And the popular trailers have hundreds of thousands of views. Like, wow! Those numbers show that many Asian guys, most likely Thai men, and Westerner guys are loving what they're seeing on this site and you will too. I've been to Thailand and I'm loving what I'm seeing.
However, when you make the payment for the one-month or one-year membership, you can watch a video in multiple formats. One is Picture in Picture where you can blow up the video and watch it as an overlay to your browser. No window you pull up will be able to overlap the videos. That is a good feature for watching porn and doing online work like me writing porn reviews. Or, you can Download a video and watch it later if there is a power outrage in Bangkok, which the movie Hangover II says happen multiple times a year, but never happened while I was there. 👁👄👁
Most videos run almost an hour-long, so that's enough time to prepare a solo jackoff session. Strap-em-on, Cowboy! Yee-haw! Crack whip.
Each video has multiple tags like Petite, Blowjob, and Asshole that leads to more Blowjob, Petite, and Asshole related videos. Omg, do I love those tags, man!
Tuk Tuk patrol is Amateur-hour, but these girls fuck like professionals. I guess that friendly-Land of Smiles culture comes to light. They believe in providing the best service, like the Japanese.
Most premium sites videos have multiple tags. Also, the description of the videos are right below them and they seem well thought-out. The owner is definitely a Westerner retiree or a tourist or a Thai who attended an international school.
Some of the women are super sexy and very feminine; a staple in Asian culture. Others look homely like they have been cooking at the street stand all day long. However, you can rest assured the content is 100% real, legit, and not photshopped like other Thai sites are known to do, just like Bollywood.
TukTukPatrol.com Review: Premium Membership & Mobile On-the-Go Fun
Membership prices vary, but they are super expensive compared to other Asian sites.
One price is
$30 for a 1-month membership. Those are USA prices. Makes me wanna take my ass on the BTS smokin' back to the Suvarnabhumi Airport.
Another price is
$100 for a yearly membership. Better deal? Here I come...
Tuk Tuk Patrol allows you to pay with PayPal and major retailer gift cards like Best Buy, Starbucks, and Hyatt.
Luckily, this site has mobile compatibility, so those of you who have purchased your cheap cell phone at the Pantip Pratunam mall can take it in the bathroom with you and choke the chicken. I suggest you don't do that, but you get what I mean.
You can sign up as a free member and subscribe to their newsletter to read updates and articles about stuff. Follow them on the following social media sites:
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That's the TukTukPatrol review in a nutshell for ya'!
