Twat sex you can have any day, but Analized.com goes where few sites go: into the forbidden realm!
The name "analized" sound more like a finishing move on a video game. "You've just got analized!"
I bet you love the thought of pumping girls through the back door! The dirtiness. Yeah, I know, some girls find it scary during combat.
Let me tell you all about a site with tons of girls who don't just like getting ass-fucked, they go crazy for it!
Analized Review: Site Impressions
Upon landing on Analized.com, you're immediately plunged headfirst into a mirror chamber of anal porn. If anal sex is your ultimate temptation, you're in luck. The thumbnails here are filled up (no pun intended) with extreme anal imagery.
Call me a skeptic, but I've always been drawn to the hole that brings me closest to a woman's g-spot. I used to think anal sex was invented for guys who... had no other options, if you know what I mean. Judging by the popularity of straight anal porn, I was wrong. I guess it's the naughty, taboo factor that draws some people to anal. Satan's hole.
Hardcore Anal Porn Previews, Scenes
The first page of Analized.com shows a rotating banner of big anal images, each from a different site within the network. There's a blond nip-ringed chick crying in ecstasy (or pain?) as she takes it in the ass for TeenageAnalSluts.com. There's a brunette MILF double-sucking against an orgy backdrop for AnalViolation.com. An alabaster, tattooed goth chick takes the honors for AnalBBC.com.
My favorite pic to flash across the banner is the three-in-one frame of MILF legend Lisa Ann, who has starred in anal porn videos for YouMomDoesAnal.com.
Scrolling down Analized.com, the next thing you'll see is a three-column, four-row thumbnail table of their most popular videos. The facial expressions run the gamut. Some of the girls smile right into the lens as if they're inviting you to join in and watch (stagy, if you ask me).
The chicks in some of the other still-frame scenes have that hardcore orgasmic expression, all wide-mouthed and slammed eyes. The best in that department is Asian porn goddess Asa Akira (yep, still at it) who looks like she's about to explode from cumming so hard.
A couple of these girls look as though it's all too much for them. One in particular (a skinny young thang who doesn't look all that road-tested) has her eye-makeup tear-smudged in apparent horror. If pain and terror are two of your biggest turn-on's about hardcore anal, you'll probably love some of the videos on these sites.
Below the join section, you'll see a row of upcoming videos on Analized.com. Underneath that, you'll see a three-column, five-row thumbnail table of their latest videos. It's like a who's who of today's gonzo porn: Lexi Lore, Ciara Bugatti, Anna Deville, Kat Dior, Tana Lea, Taylor Sands, Penny Pax. This section goes on for 18 pages.
Anal Slut Model Index
Between the table of new videos and the proverbial SIGN UP TODAY link, you'll see two rows of the sites' most popular models. To see the model index, click the View All button. As I write this review, the index has 15 pages, each with preview pics of 20 different Analized models. Each photo links to the girl's bio page.
All I gotta say is WOW! These Analized chicks are all across the spectrum. The site has beauty queens (Nicole Love), rock chicks (Cherry Torn), tattooed lesboes (Nikki Hearts), trailer blonds (Natasha Juja), savage-tanned MILFs (Debbie Diamond), lusty Latinas (Amy Castro), jaw-boned Euro babes (Adriana Chechik), sweet girls blossoming into womanhood (Stella Cox)... I could go on and on.
Granted, all these model pics show you the "presentable" side of each porn babe on the site. Some of these chicks will no doubt look different after a hardcore anal banging. And I'm sure a lot of you anal pervs can only imagine how messed up some of these chicks get once they've been penetrated up the forbidden hole.
On the last few pages of the Analized.com model directory, there are entries for male performers, including the legendary James Deen. Controversies aside, James Deen revolutionized porn in the early 2010s. He made it alright to be an ordinary guy, proving that you don't have to be a muscular thug to make it in straight porn.
Analized also has a categories section where you can search for anal porn videos under different tags. The combinations are nearly limitless: big ass, hipster, glasses, interracial, rimming, ass to mouth, Indian, squirting, goth, exotic, group sex, gangbang, etc. As any porn fan knows, two great kinks go great together.
Analized Porn Site Membership Rates
When you click on a preview thumb, you'll see a one-minute preview clip of the video. They only show the tame opening scenes, but it should give you an idea of the sites' quality content.
Analized offers three membership plans: monthly, quarterly and annual. Each plan gives you full access to the main site and bonus sites in the network. The plans are priced as follows:
- Monthly = $29.99 ($.99 cents/day)
- Quarterly = $59.94 every 90 days ($0.66/day)
- Annual = $119.88 first year ($0.33/day)
Each plan rebills automatically until you cancel. If you buy one year of the annual plan, you'll be rebilled at $12.95 per month until you cancel. Analized accepts payments via Epoch, PayPal and credit card (Visa, MasterCard, Discover, Diner's Club, JCB).
You can also pay with an approved retail gift card (Target, Walmart, Starbucks, etc). Payments are processed via Epoch, Rocketgate, SEGPAY.COM and NetBilling.
As I write this review, Analized is offering 33% off for life if you join the site right now.
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