Haaayyyy, porn fans. This time around we will review the Porndex.com search engine to determine if it is a hit or miss.
Let me tell ya’ something.
It’s a miss in many ways.
You would think that if the people at Porndex were true fans of ThePornDude (I see his site under their search bar) that they would do better. Nope.
Anyway, keep reading if you want to know the truth about Porndex.
Porndex.com Review: Free Sex Vids from every Category with a Search Engine that Blew a Head Gasket like a 2011 Chevy Cruze
Porndex prides itself for being the “world’s biggest, fastest and most up to date porn directory”.
Haha!
Well, let me make an absolute statement about myself that is completely untrue: “I am the roughest, toughest, gunslinger around, eh.”
Not true.
No, even better; “I got the biggest dick on the entire planet earth. Aliens and all.”
You see, none of those things are true; therefore, seeing Porndex making an absolute untrue statement is leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
See, using the site is free, which catapulted it to the top of the porn search engines list.
But the search feature is trash.
For example I searched for the term “bOOty.”
A pretty simple term, right?
WRROONNNGGGG!
Instantly, I noticed the results were all over the place, and there are no comprehensive filters to use to locate specific types of porn videos.
I’m shaking my head in disgust because I literally just reviewed Nude Vista, and their search bar allows you to narrow down your search according to various preferences and parameters. Too many to name here.
Porndex, however, does not have that option.
The only options you get here are:
Popular
Random
Options (literally)
In the sidebar, you get a few more widgets to play with, such as duration, newest, and most popular but that’s about it.
Yikes!
I don’t even see sub tags on the main tags or keywords.
Double yikes!
PornDex Review: Content
I’m hoping the content makes up for a lack of comprehensive porn search engine quality, that should have been similar to Google.
But I instantly discerned that being the “world’s biggest” porn directory seemed like a bald faced lie because no matter which tag I clicked on (Trending, Most Popular, Recently Added, Tagged with Pornstars, Latest Searches, etc.), the list only goes up to 10 pages.
What?
Now, I’m wondering what is the real number of porn videos on this site?
However, after clicking on the categories, I realized, contrary to my belief, that the pages have more than ten - some of them have thousands.
So yes, there’s probably millions of videos here on Porndex - confirmed.
Of course, when you click on a video it opens in another window.
Sometimes clicking on a video doesn’t mean you are going to get what you asked for either.
For example, I clicked on the Spanking category, clicked on a few videos, and the pages lead to an error 404 page that opens up to a completely different porn site.
This happened not only with the Spanking category, but with the Stockings/Nylon category as well. Then I realized some of these videos were uploaded 80 months ago, and that might be the problem. Too old.
I hope Porndex will improve the site because it has a lot of potential.
The Amateur category is probably the most active on the site with videos being posted what seems like every 30 minutes or so. In fact, the most recent videos from this category were uploaded 2 hours ago, and there's almost a million videos within this category alone.
That’s a good sign.
The side bar has a list of porn sites that you can click on and only view those videos, but, for me, the Show More button does not work.
Obviously, Porndex needs to get their DevOps guys on the job.
I guess Porndex is good to use for people searching for a particular type of video on these major porn sites.
But don’t expect Porndex to be a NudeVista where you can find literally anything you want by just typing in a keyword, tag, related phrase, anything really.
Using Porndex is like panning for gold. Hard as hell.
Also, clicking on the tags is a huge letdown because when you click on something like Anal or Lingerie it will only lead to the categories for those keywords. It's not like you will see a bunch of related videos because the page would just return to the main porn category.
Bad coding in my opinion.
At least you can filter which major porn site you would like to search for content:
Pornhub
Beeg
XVideos
xHamster
Tube8
RedTube
YouPorn
Private home clips
Alpha Porno
Dr Tuber
Youjizz
Porntube
Extreme Tube
Honestly, this list is not as big considering Porndex is supposed to be one of the “biggest” index of porn videos.
Page Tagged with Pornstars
Yo, I got to talk about the pornstar page.
Do you know how most porn sites will have a list of models and their pictures?
Well, porndex does have a list of models, but unfortunately, some of them don’t have any photos.
It’s like the system is broken.
Did the site crash or something and never recovered?
Well, the good thing is that Porndex uploads videos of these pornstars and other amateurs every 30 minutes or so. So maybe it is the biggest porn search engine on the planet, or at least it’s trying to get there.
Porndex Review: Final Word
The Porndex search engine is boring in my eyes.
I probably will not use it to find the porn videos I like, but I will use it to find a particular porno I saw there and cannot find anywhere else.
Hey, at least their Featured porn videos are the most popular videos on the major porn sites, so that’s a good thing.
However, the search bar is limited, and some parts of the site are completely broken. They need a tech upgrade asap.
There’s really nothing else to say about Porndex.
I give this website a strong 3.5 out of 10 as I'll probably never visit this again in life.
